Pearls of Wisdom/Verbal Gems/Sh*t My Oddball Friends and I Say/RyRo Ain’t Got No (On Me)/”I Use Quotation Marks In Titles Better Than Pete Wentz” (Quotation Marks, Too)/Morrissey Can Suck My Dick
I don’t really have anything to say…I just wanted to use that as a title.
My friends and I say weird things. Like actually. I swear we’re permanently drunk/stoned or something.
no thicker than a watchband (aka Safeway is Evil)
cue bitchy and depressed rant regarding talking Safeway ads
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
i won’t rest until everyone listens to this
wtf is this i am crying
WTF DID I JUST LISTEN TO? LOL. I am DYING.
what.
Source: SoundCloud / Rob Cantor
Troublemaker - Weezer
put me in a special school
cause i am such a fool
and i don’t need a single book to teach me how to read
who needs stupid books?
they are for petty crooks
and i will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
(via koowu)
Source: threecrombeensoup
am i gay?
no of course not
but i make out with guys on stage
which is kinda gay
im getting married
to a woman
brendon stop talking to yourself you woke up bronx
yeah you woke me up
(via visitationofthegh0st)
Source: pnic
- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
Source: bedazzledburka
Best thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. Thank you @raulgonzo ! (Taken with instagram)
Source: sierrakkusterbeck
